The Nicest Thing by Kate Nash

Yup

Best Passive-Agressive Text EVER

I just read this on How About We's The Dating Report via the Sardonic Dating Advice Tumblr. Candace, who is 31, met a lawyer and this is their text conversation after seeing The Avengers movie.

This is so disappointing-slash-hilarious. I guess they never really do grow up :/

Click here to check it out from the source.

Single as F*ck

I Give Up... For Now

Be forewarned: this is an angry and depressed rant on my disappointment towards men. I'm feeling sorry for myself so give me a break! One failed "relationship" after another will do that to you apparently. But please, don't let my misfortune bring you down.

Let's see. Years ago, I fell for a guy who was in love with someone else during our yearlong relationship. This eventually continued to consume my personal life for the subsequent year. I then dated a man who, after a year, decided he didn't want anything serious. Only after which I told him that I wanted something serious. To continue that string of fine romantic encounters, I briefly dated a man who kissed another woman in front of me. And HE was upset when he heard through the grapevine that I called him a douchebag (???). Again, I briefly dated a man that got another woman's number in front of me, then told me he wasn't ready for a serious commitment. Clearly. He met someone within a month of our parting and has been in love ever since.

So what did I do? I tried online dating! Yayyyy! Not. I haven't given up on that entirely but I've definitely toned it down a lot (P.S. Plenty of Fish is a joke. It's only great for a good laugh.) My first mistake was wrongly assuming that having an online dating profile automatically showed to men that I want a serious relationship. I guess I still have to write it on my forehead. I don't want a hookup. And I don't want a casual relationship. I don't even know what the hell that really means anyway. I'm looking for a serious relationship that has a potential for something more. Commitment. I'm willing to give commitment; I want the same in return. My whole dating life, I've been put down for wanting that when people I know seem to find it without ever having to look. Are there decent men out there that want that too?? That are tired of dating and don't just want to screw?? As Admiral General Aldeen says, what the fuck?!

I met a few guys from online and they all seemed pretty nice. One in particular stood out and we started dating. When everything seemed to be falling into place, I got dropped at the sight of personal hardship. I guess that's how dating goes. I'm just really really tired. I feel like I've been trying for a while and consecutive letdowns have deflated my self-esteem. I just want to curl up in bed with some ice cream and a good sappy movie. Except The Vow. That was just awful.

Now I'm no redneck. I like to think I'm a pretty, intelligent, thoughtful, and caring woman with great taste in music and good food. I'm educated and I have goals. I actively try to be good to whomever I'm dating. Not to toot my own horn, but I like to think I'm a good person to have in your life. Maybe I'm too nice. Definitely to the point of being walked on. But that's just who I am. I don't love often, but when I do, I will do my best to make you feel loved too (That sounded like a corny stab a the Dos Eqquis pun). Isn't that what we all really want after all?

All in all, I guess I'm still a hopeless romantic hoping that my time will come. You'd think I'd have learned something, huh? Actually, I think I have. I've made some decisions recently that may be signs of growing up. Like: cutting out the bullshit. I've learned that I'd much rather be alone than treated like shit or be with someone I know I don't have a future with. That means I'm an adult, right? Ugh.

I think I'll just get a dog. Or this...

Yeah, definitely this.

Random Dating Memes

Happy Friday everyone!! Enjoy these hilarious dating memes to start your weekend off right!

Oh, So You Have a Girlfriend?

Some guys are dicks. My friend just created this meme because it actually happened to her. He may or may not have been masturbating as well.

"I Wish I Had a Thousand Words for Love..."

I found this on Pinterest quite a while ago and I posted it to my Tumblr blog. That was forever ago, but people still seem to love it. I must admit, it's a very gorgeous excerpt from Brian Andreas' Story People hence why I pinned it in the first place. So here it is being shared with you. I hope you find something (anything) to take from it :)

Check out my TUMBLR while you're at it!